So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .
I guess you could say that he adores you
get the fuck out
- me: *gets out of shower*
- *wraps towel around head*
- me: PRINCE ALI FABULOUS HE ALI ABABWAAAAAAA
DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST AND THEN START SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JAMMING OUT BUT THEN YOU COME ACROSS ANOTHER AUDIO POST AND YOUR LIKE “oH„„ I WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT ONE TOO” BUT THE OTHER AUDIO POST IS STILL GOING AND IT’S TOO FAR UP YOUR DASH TO BOTHER SCROLLING BACK UP TO PAUSE SO YOUR JUST CAUGHT THERE STARING AT THE POST YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO CAUGHT IN AUDIO LIMBO
OH MY GOD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE
I’ve been having this recurring dream.
I guess it’s not that RECURRING, because it’s a little different every time. But I’ve been having it every night for three days straight. Then I just woke up from a nap and it happened for the fourth time. The gist of it is this guy that I used to like and I kinda like now (and I sorta think he likes me too) pretty much become a thing. Or in one, he told me he liked me, then kissed my arm (weird I know). In another he held my hand in some old fashioned candy shop romantically. Just things like that. I wonder if it means something. Hmm.
Basically, it means that you want him to sleep with you. And your mother. Your arm represents a penis, and the candy represents all the different types of sex you’re thinking about. Freud is such a genius.